You might want to sit down for this.

Good Old Sourpuss.

HEY! Are you Poppin' My Stones?

Great album! C+

The Pokemon TV show theme.

Ok, THAT is my favorite 30 Rock joke.

I'm partial to Bitch Hunter.

Just think of yourself as regenerating a la the Doctor. New, darker dick jokes for all!

You can actually aim the damn eggs, which is nice.

It's good to know that zapstraighttoit.com is still working after that whole apocalypse thing.

How bout' a sleep number bed.

I'm trying to think of a positive outcome to masturbating with your dick between the mattress and box springs.

It is used to great effect in Saint's Row IV

You should get a doctor to check that out.

Don't forget his love of stabbing dudes in the leg and then ripping upwards.

Or you could just watch The Raid 2.

So, when's the Nextwave movie happening?

People from the Institute for the Study of Migraine Headaches attack Felix's School For Marching Bands

The Stand is one of my favorite books ever. Now where is The Eyes of the Dragon movie that no one except me wants?

Hopefully they do The Day After Tomorrow. It's horrifying to me that that movie is 10 years old.