What were the goats singing, Clarise?

Ice getting melted down always hit me in the gut. People come and go, but swords like Ice are supposed to be endure. Fucking Tywin.

I think the reason is that they can only budget so many different opening credit variations per year, though I'm trying to wonder what other locations could be shown this year?

Old Daario was busy taking the Jason Statham role in the Transporter reboot.

Apparently, Old Daario ditched the show 'cause he's the new Jason Statham in the Transporter reboot.

Occam's Razor: HBO executive meeting. Senior VP of Something. "Hey, what do Game of Thrones and Silicon Valley have in common?" Senior VP of Other Thing. "NERDS." Senior VP of Tits gets excited, because that's his prime demographic.

Tomorrow? But I want it now!

From Failure to Launch to True Detective: The Evolution of a Himbo.

Yes. The Crying Game. *sigh*

There's an easy solution some kid on Jimmy Kimmel offered up!

I was about to ask for an Ode to the Fall Guy. That song cycles in my head every now and then and stays there.

The thought of Godzilla waking up in a really ornate hotel room and seeing an old image of himself staring back would blow my mind. That and Starchild Godzilla.

Funny enough, the giant was the dude who played Gregor Clegane in Season 2. Conan Stevens, the guy who played Gregor in Season 1, was busy filming The Hobbit movies during the filming of Season 2, but I think the word is that he's coming back. It's just too bad this constant switching of actors is going to be…

I get the feeling that the TB writers were influenced by NuBSG's New Caprica storyline, but this "twist" wasn't earned, it wasn't even set up, nor was it executed with any kind of style. (Bear McCreary was on fire during this arc, and the jump forward will forever be known as the Year Spent In Baltar's Hair.)

It really is true that Game of Thrones sacrificed several interns and drank their blood or something when it comes to kid casting. "Hi, I'm Sookie." [blank stare, robot voice reply]. "Nice. To. Meet. You. Sookie. I'm. Crystal."

Seriously, who else thinks the general's unstoppable love of March Madness is going to be the obvious smoking gun, comparable to the clock in the background in Homer's "Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice]…

They're supposed to be pretty good. GRRM's publisher in the UK is reissuing them (with a big GRRM quote on the cover) because they were one of the many inspirations for ASOIAF. The publisher also arranged for the final volume to finally be translated into English, so this is the first time it'll be available for us.

I got a Game of Thrones (newbies) notification for this?

Somewhere, Brett Ratner is high-fiving a bunch of imaginary friends.

Aya Cash, who've I've had a crush on for a while. Sigh.