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man that is one sassy doll

And Hal conceives of that as a trilogy—I know he does want to make a third one. We’ll see what happens with that.

"People who live where you live aren't allowed to watch this video"

It was the arc reactor that kept him alive until he was able to have the shrapnel removed from his chest. I don't remember him picking it up (I thought he was carrying it with him), but if he did, it was only so he could throw it into the water. It was just re-emphasizing the idea that he's moved beyond the fancy

"Cops Goes to Shannen Doherty's House will not be seen tonight…"

Mark Wahlberg re-enacting the final scene from Boogie Nights

@avclub-ecbdad96460f85751944de9d6c2d50fe:disqus well, two out of seven ain't bad

AV Club, Nathan Rabin is no more!…than an ill-bred troublemaker.

Does the standard version not have a very brief shot near the end with Dr. Wu and some other surgeons working on Tony? It's in the Chinese version, and it's the only point where a Chinese actor does something that actually matters.

@avclub-12424fc9df6acac0b24c955f29a981a8:disqus That's what they did for a time—wildly offensive song titles, but no lyrics in the actual songs. Now most bands would take it to the next logical step and eliminate the songs too, but Anal Cunt doubled down and actually started writing lyrics to go with the titles. And

I guessed this immediately despite only understanding the lyrics to approximately 1 out of 100 Anal Cunt songs

The trailers for this were really misleading. Makes it look like it's all brooding and self-serious when IM2 was actually way worse on that score.

You don't even need to see it for IM3 to make sense. If you saw The Avengers then you already know that Tony hooked up with Pepper Potts (just typing that name makes me feel stupider), and the only other plot point carried over is that Col. Rhodes became War Machine. IM2 was the most disposable Marvel movie yet, and

I honestly don't remember any TCL product placement, so if it was there it was definitely way less subtle than the Sun Oracle crap (there are points where they were obviously framing shots specifically to keep the logo in view). There's a scene at the TCL Chinese Theater, but bad stuff happens there and the Mandarin

There's actually an explanation for that in the movie (sort of), but you're probably going to hate it anyway.

They weren't expecting anything else. As soon as they announced Fan Bingbing would be appearing, seemingly every Chinese person on the internet wrote something like "Fan is going to get soy sauce" ("getting soy sauce" = Chinese net slang for "just passing through" or "it doesn't involve me"). The announcement of the

Travolta’s semen must contain some manner of powerful mood-alterer

Nobody disrespects the hat