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@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus I sure am glad they got rid of the word "bastard" on the trading card, otherwise that scene might've been inappropriate for young children

when he walks into grocery stores they should be playing a Muzak version, just like The Long Goodbye

when he walks into grocery stores they should be playing a Muzak version, just like The Long Goodbye

yeah forget the Joker, that should be Jack Nicholson's personal theme song

yeah forget the Joker, that should be Jack Nicholson's personal theme song

I love the way he undercuts Keaton/Batman's near-Bale level of self-seriousness during the climax by whipping some oversized glasses out of his coat. "When I say 'I made you,' you gotta say 'You made me,' how childish can you get? You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"

I love the way he undercuts Keaton/Batman's near-Bale level of self-seriousness during the climax by whipping some oversized glasses out of his coat. "When I say 'I made you,' you gotta say 'You made me,' how childish can you get? You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"

Falco's epitaph: "For the second time in a century, the world turned on Austria's greatest man, just because he was brave enough to try something new."

Falco's epitaph: "For the second time in a century, the world turned on Austria's greatest man, just because he was brave enough to try something new."

I used to like bananas but I've been coming around to lemons recently

I used to like bananas but I've been coming around to lemons recently

Days of Being Wild wasn't even released in the U.S. until 2004, unless you count the Chinatown circuit which the AVC probably doesn't

Days of Being Wild wasn't even released in the U.S. until 2004, unless you count the Chinatown circuit which the AVC probably doesn't

Cahiers du cinéma actually had Carlito's Way at #1 on their best of the '90s list, tied with Goodbye South, Goodbye and The Bridges of Madison County

Cahiers du cinéma actually had Carlito's Way at #1 on their best of the '90s list, tied with Goodbye South, Goodbye and The Bridges of Madison County

lol

lol

Sean Connery was supposed to be Hans' dad in part three, he decided he didn't want to play a villain and they changed it to his brother

Sean Connery was supposed to be Hans' dad in part three, he decided he didn't want to play a villain and they changed it to his brother

they wrote and filmed an unhappy(ish) ending where McClane's life is ruined and he becomes a revenge-obsessed sadist, then tracks Simon all the way to Hungary and blows him up with a rocket launcher