So they would have an airtight excuse when the baby was born retarded

sarah palin is a cutinng bitch

sarah palin is a cuntbitch

(clears throat, loudly)

more like John Bored

Why did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their baby in Namibia, a Third World hellhole?

bottom, bottom (counterpane)

yeah this is just lazy, how about

that didn't happen

just some strange noises, like someone sobbing

you're tough but fair

the teddy bear goes all the way back to the Aldiss story and the aliens at the end were in Kubrick's treatment (Ian Watson claims the last twenty minutes are pretty much exactly what he wrote with Kubrick)

Metal Machine Music

I'd actually prefer the Academy kept it than have Beatrice Welles ever get her subhuman hands on it, oh well

I meant a song! A REAL song!

DANGER ZONE

hurrrrrrr i'm batman

FUCK YEAH

probably because that could be classified as child pornography in some jurisdictions, especially now that it is no longer necessary to involve actual sex or an actual child to warrant such a finding

baseball