Metal Machine Music

more like Borrior

his best film is The Boss of It All

that's part of the "large-scale fight" mentioned in the review, and yes everything after that is an anticlimax

Christmas in a Phone Booth With a Bunch of Other Dudes

Santa the Streaker

Pet Rockmas

turns out it's actually Frank Stallone

Tokyo Drifter is the worst DVD Criterion ever released except maybe the original version of Salo

also, thanks to the Chinese habit of highlighting how "international" their films are by listing the country of origin alongside every foreign cast/crew member's credit, I now know that Christian Bale is American

I know this is bringing down the high-minded political conversation here, but the movie is terrible, in case anyone's curious

that was the joke, they started the announcement for the in-flight movie and Elaine was expecting The English Patient again — then they announced Sack Lunch and she was all excited until the Dominicans got up and hijacked the plane to Cuba

Beyond Thunderdome was undoubtedly the high point of the series

Lemmy has done all of these things, on multiple occasions

is that screenshot representative of the TCM broadcast or not, because I would've hoped a legitimate broadcast with the Eastman House's cooperation would mean finally having a copy that doesn't look like a nth-generation VHS dub

you are correct (that there is no Scrooged special edition DVD, don't know about that other stuff)

not to mention he did the sequel — there was probably a sequel clause in the contract, but why the hell would you assume the Coen Brothers of all people were going to spend the rest of their lives doing Garfield movies

comedy: D+
rhino dicks: A

"better make it quick, 'cause I'm on Craigslist lookin' for a brAaAnd new RoOommate"

and apparently they're so enamored with that title they've never bothered releasing the unedited episodes, as opposed to just reissuing the same compilations over and over again until the earth spins off its axis