The Doors were good except for that one guy who ruined all their songs by talking over them.

auto-recycler-o-matic
Katy Perry, photoshopped Selena Gomez, Buscemi girls, Rebecca Black, and Patch Adams. What have we done to deserve this?

His standup act was great in the 80s, but he has long since spent any of the goodwill he earned in that era.

I think there was supposed to be a console version of the first Witcher, but it was quickly abandoned by the developer. It'd be nice to see them branch out, but I'm not holding my breath.

Although I'm sure everyone here agrees with me.
And plenty of others have said it before. But it simply can't be said too much: Jay Leno sucks.

Bah. I'd really like to play this, but I can't justify the purchase of a gaming laptop - too bulky, noisy, and expensive. And I wouldn't have room in my apt for a decent desktop even if I wanted to buy one.

System Requirements
Are they at all reasonable?

I agree that the US Office, at its height, was superior to the original version. Given that the US version has dropped considerably in quality in recent seasons (although I do consider it just barely worth watching), and the original was, well, the original, I ultimately respect them both equally.

Wow!
These new Gentle Leader collars are really high-tech.

This thread just got unnecessarily mean unnecessarily fast.

I Just Can't Wait to B.B. King

Also, why am I just learning now that Variety articles refer to actors as "Thesps"?

I love Wendell Pierce
and I'm happy to see he's getting a starring role in a movie that may be seen by a fairly large audience. But that title is fucking horrible.

He could've been Mr. Manager!

*this Simpsons ending personally approved by James L. Brooks.

"Which raises the question"
Because you did not write, "begs the question," you get the gold star for the day. I thank you.

Kenny - CA's political system, with its popular vote referenda and inability to increase taxes without a supermajority in the legislature, is partially to blame. But Arnie campaigned on repealing CA's car tax, made eliminating it his top priority when he assumed office, and by eliminating it, he roughly doubled CA's…

I'm liking the AS Soundboard. Simple but effective.

Gimmick Gingrich poster, since I'm the charitable sort, here's a list of words to help you sound more like Newt, taken from your namesake's own memo on the use of language:

It's a fine idea for a gimmick, as Newt's manner of speaking is both unique and humorous. It's just the execution that's lacking.