"The color palette is bright and varied, with a nice mixture of brown, gray, and brown backgrounds."

Hold on. NBC aired new episodes of the Thursday sitcoms last night? In direct competition with the NCAA Tournament? After two weeks of repeats? Donaghy, you've done it again.

I'd say Condiment King, but I don't know if this generation of systems can accurately render the physics of mustard.

The Jackie Jormp-Jomp Story.

I couldn't stand Morrigan in DAO, but I otherwise liked that cast.

I think ZMF captured the most legitimate complaints pretty well. My biggest concern is that I don't really give a shit about any of my companions at this point. Hell, I was convinced that one of them was one of those semi-faceless beginning-of-the-game companions who sticks around just long enough to teach you some…

@Andrew Edwards -

@Hoodwink -

@Dr. Zoidberg:

"heroin and marijuana operation"
Isn't that like owning a car dealership that only sells Maseratis and Kias?

By the way, is anyone surprised to see Beyonce's name on this list? I don't think there has ever been a person less aware of her own irony. Her concert probably included covers of "Imagine" and "Redemption Song."

I don't know man. Once she starts with the "Nelly Nelly bo-belly," I think any of the more, um, id-driven enjoyment would be quickly forgotten.

Viva La Revolucion!
So on top of a decades long record as a brutal dictator, Gadaffi also produced a unbelievably douchey looking son whose taste in music would have been lame 8 years ago? Guy's gotta go.

That screen cap
perfectly captures both of their hosting performances.

Channing Tatum IS Young Abe Lincoln.

Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please."

If he ever seems too smug, just remind yourself that he has hairplugs.

It's already sucking the vowels out of him. Can the fnny be far bhnd?

"Maybe if you're a dude. "

Can you really be "good" at smoking pot? Although I would certainly agree that the more experience you have with it, the less fun it gets.