Oh shit, I forgot that New Amerykah part II came out this year. Damn. And Broken Bells too. Christ. My list needs some revising. And to whoever mentioned Mondo Cane: that's a good 'un too.

Ah, fuck it, okay:

And yeah, Have One on Me is right up there as well.

So many albums I could mention, but I just want to urge everyone who reads this to go check out PORT ENTROPY by Shugo Tokumaru. Definitely one of my favourite albums of the year.

Yeah, I have to say that Wikipedia wins on this one. I thought I was above laughing at some dude just because he was fat until I saw that picture.

Now that's comedy!

How will the fact that they're valet guys distinguish this from any other film with a similar plot? Will their parking skills prove vital during a climactic moment?

Well, this was inevitable. And fackin' hilarious.

This thread is probably dead, but I just want to point out that the other redeeming feature of Ace Ventura 2 - in addition to the aforementioned rhino-birth scene - is "like a glove!" It's a surprisingly versatile quote.

yeah man keep 'em pourin out an i'm a BLEEEEEEEUURGH.

Charlie's abrupt "I'm done" (with a fistful of asparagus) got a great laugh from me. And the crow tearing up Frank's insides.

I remember one of the Space Quests had an awesome 'Stooge Fighter' mini-game. Shit that was hilarious.

Uh, the 'explanatory parenthetical' you referred to is clearly meant as a humorous aside. Nothing wrong with this review that I can see.

Now it seems people say it even if it's not a firstie attempt at all, just the first post. Kind of a 'his name is Robert Paulson' deal.

"Drive safe? You realise that was the fella we pulled over for speeding?!"

Cheer up Ed, this is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again.

"My father went the same way."

Nice beaver!

I'm predicting a lot of 'surely you can't be serious' jokes for the next few days, but I think it's only appropriate.

I made my friend promise to buy me the Merzbox as a wedding present if/when I get married. He'd better deliver.