Don't worry guys, I've seen an episode or two and it is truly terrible. This is coming from a guy who still defends the first three seasons of Family Guy. It wasn't even that the jokes weren't funny - more that they forgot to include jokes at all. It was surreal. And fucking awful.

The Human Centipede 2: The Secret of the Ooze

I am now pregnant with Caruso's child.

Awww… I kind of want to just give Violent J a big hug.

(Yeah, alright alright, cut his microphone, cut his microphone…)

I hear ya Lone! Madvillainy 2 is probably my most anticipated album right now. Ah well, time to go spin Vaudeville Villain for the ten thousandth time…

New Zealand, you say? I might have to look her up. And by look her up, I mean… Well, you all know how this goes.

Hey, I gave up around #35 too. Did it turn shit then, or did we just get too old for that shit?

I'm going to pretend that I don't know what any of those titles above were about. And I certainly won't offer the additional information that The Cuckoo Clock of Doom was my favourite book.

Oh god, someone please register Zodiac Malcolmtucker. Pure gold.

Kepler, that was perfect. I salute you, sir!

Has anyone seen the video for 'Closer to the Edge'? It's the most pandering, melodramatic, self-mythologising piece of shit I've ever seen. Possibly the worst song/video combination of all time, and I'm not exaggerating.

And KB wins the internet…

I've never got the Muse/Radiohead comparison. Have people just not heard that much British 'alternative rock' (for want of a better description) that Radiohead is always their closest point of reference? I can think of dozens of bands that Muse sound more like than Radiohead. I'm not really trying to defend Muse here,…

They really are.

Ho boy, this is embarrassing. But I'll forgive you because of the excellent username.

Such a great album. Well, they all are, really.

Yeah, I remembered them being two different women. I mean, they look completely different.

Counts for me! Also, does Howard Marks count as a celebrity?

I'll join the chorus of people saying this is their favourite episode. Favourite running gag is Michael's treatment of Ann: