Just in time for more "UTTER DESTRUCTIVE" clips like this one! https://twitter.com/adamjoh…

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Country music? But Steely Dan doesn't do country music!

I'm partial to Linda, if not because I read an interview with John Roberts (in the NY Post, of all places) where he said that literally everything about her—up to and including the musical interludes—is based off his own mother, a tough but loving daughter of Italian immigrants from Brooklyn named Margie. (It also…

You don't have to do that anymore: this year the Cards shifted the Build-a-Bear stand over to the outfield and in its place put in a convenience-store concept (self-service with registers out front, with drink chillers and stuff like bags of peanuts and sandwiches) in the main level that, yes, has tall-boys of Busch.

It still will not be the best film Ewan McGregor will be involved in to come out this winter.

I need to find whatever Tumblr or similar that put quotes from Det. Lenny Briscoe overtop of screencaps of Lumiere.

I need to find whatever Tumblr or similar that put quotes from Det. Lenny Briscoe overtop of screencaps of Lumiere.

Only east of the Ohio River, and only if you and your family either don't care about or dislike unions.

Sadly, my go-to "cheap macro when at sporting events or happy hours", Bud Select, has been restricted to certain regional markets—so much so, that on bottles sold in the general vicinity of the corner of Broadway and Arsenal in Soulard, they say "BREWED FOR THE LOU" on them. At least that was somewhat drinkable.

No matter how many times he tells me I'll eat lightning and crap thunder, he'll still be the Penguin to me.

While we're on the Louise kick, I demand another episode with Millie Frock. Such a great antagonist for Louise.

What happened to Evil Lincoln's Celebrity Birthdays? I miss that, not least of which because he and I seemed to share a taste in celebrity women.

First Potter film Yates did was Goblet of Fire, and the quote is Anchorman.

Hearing about Joey Barton being asked to leave Mordor in disgrace, but not before taking his Nespresso machine with him, has made this Celt quite happy in what was a bad week overall (not just because of THAT, but because of some family shit).

I got a weal wed wagon!

Is that the "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" noise? Because that is great, I agree.

This is true, it's basically mozz but waxy (because it's processed) and without the stringiness.

HOT LIPS HOULIHAN!

Depends on style.