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Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?

Ever hear of the Scunthorpe Problem? Or how people that used the free Wi-Fi in the New Zealand town of Whakatane couldn't look up stuff related to where they live, because in Maori "wh" is pronounced "f" and the network had a phonetic filter?

WINONA FOR-FUCKIN'-EVER, YOU GUYS

In re #5: So you're saying there's a chance?

Sir? Ryan Murphy is on line 1, he wants to talk to you about your idea.

/slams said cotton candy on your head

(Admittedly, from what I've read the fact that some people weren't LIKIN' IT! was pretty much the tipping point, as Are Danny had been hit previously with a nasty breakup and his father dying.)

Some are even going by initials, like the star of the oft-mocked Dog with a Blog, G. Hannelius.

There is only one true YouTube Star, and he wears cargo pants, lives in Berks County PA, and drives a Ford Falcon.

Personally I consider the third season the high-water mark of The Boondocks. It had the Hateocracy, Winston Jerome, Riley's "fuck you" speech, Werner Herzog…

Damn.

(Red's mother disagrees with this statement. I however agree with it, and surprisingly not under any threat to have a foot shoved up my ass.)

I'm kinda surprised Matt McGorry didn't already do something like this, but totally earnest.

SOMETHING I JUST FOUND OUT: Kipnis and Napoli actually created a shrine to Jobu in the Tribe clubhouse this year, complete with cigars and rum: https://twitter.com/hoynsie…

Remember in the NLCS when he bounced the ball to 1B on an infield dribbler?

I for one am giving Jobu gifts of cigars and rum.

She likely got docked places for wanting to keep her kid's school de-facto segregated.

Dervla Kirwan was also great as Assumpta Fitzgerald in Ballykissangel, and by extension the episode of Father Ted that referenced Ballykissangel.

No: the Cavs, plus the Cleveland Monsters in the AHL (top affiliate of Columbus, who already moved up a ton of their title-winning squad to the big club—if you follow hockey expect to hear a bit out of Sonny Milano, Olly Bjorkstrand and Zach Werenski soon, PLUS their coach got hired by Colorado to replace Roy) won…