Ah, Mike Shannon: sophomore year of HS, my big Cards fan teacher (who was a great teacher as well) once threatened to punish us by having us diagram one of his "sentences".

ALSO: don't put homers on national broadcasts, where they're supposed to be neutral.

Yup, that's it.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

Who was it that said that, as a young boy, they didn't understand the magic of television until they realized some of the letters on Annette Funicello's Mickey Mouse Club sweater stood out a bit more than the others?

Exactly, that and Korea will have to be tape delay because primetime events there would be in the wee hours of the morning US time.

Ever since a friend of mine who lived down the fifth floor corridor at Mark Twain Hall my freshman year at MU introduced me to TISM, I can't think of River Phoenix without humming this song: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It really isn't.

Can we make this a thread where we recognize the greatness of Megan Mullally's voice work on Bob's Burgers?

You gotta admit though, the scene from last week where Lee was getting as emotionally invested as Mi-Cha was in a KDrama was kinda sweet.

THIS WEEK…MARK WILLIAMS HAVE BEEN MOSTLY EATING…PROZAC!

Jenelle, Gayle,…Cuckold.

If this show was just Gamby and Russell planning schemes, with the occasional interruption from Mee-Cha to yell at Lee in Korean and throw things at him, it'd still be hilarious.

Are you typing this with a traffic cone on your head? Because that statue's the best thing about Glasgow.

[QUESTION WITHDRAWN, AS IT'S ABOUT FOOTBALL AND THERE'S A ROUGHLY 50% CHANCE IT WILL LEAD TO INSULTS AND/OR A DISCUSSION OF RANGERS F.C. GOING INTO LIQUIDATION]

You know what? I'lll get in on this.

I think Twitter did more of that.

Sorry, but I can't take Sam Bee seriously anymore after it came out that her and her husband are supporting what amounts to school segregation on the UES.

I got free tickets to see Norm at a casino here in STL next month: alas, both of his shows conflict with work.

James Marsters was involved in one of my favorite TV scenes EVER, and thus will always be appreciated.