Yes, but her time playing in the WHL doesn't count.

If he wasn't so out of shape, I'd picture him being the asshole trying to do jumping karate kicks…fuck but I hate that guy.

They jammed together and made this great song called "I"m stuck in a pogada with Abe Vigoda"

Teen girls not understanding sarcasm or satire? Now I've heard everything!

Great, now I picture him with a mohawk moshing to Black Flag…

I agree: that woman holding that sign up surely is an asshole.

First of all, I love the Dickies. The write up on them in this article is shit. They were a pretty damn good band: Green Day (that Dookie album) owes a bit to them if you ask me.

Even though you're literally going to see a band called 'THE DICKIES'

Now to run him down…

Well, I guess you could stretch it and say they were 'Black Irish'…

By me everyone used to go to the 'real' KFC: you got it, Kennedy Fried Chicken. Place was great.

"It's Yacht Rock…or it's NotYacht Rock"

No, REAL Yacht Rock: Steve Winwood is Yacht Rock when you can't really afford the boat. I'm thinking of a whole lot of shitty music from the years 1974 to the year of our lord Christopher Cross.

I guess 'Cocaine' by Clapton (or JJ Cale) is too on the nose…

Oh, the guy from the Kit-Kat commercials…he's actually a musician huh?

I was saying "Boo-Urns" if that helps…

You racist son of a bitch…

Is it the horrible sexist pig in me, or does Debra Messing look a little bit…thickish in that clip? Not trying to be a dick and body shame, I just always picture her super skinny for some reason.

No, see, what would happen is you would find or pilfer porn: but you couldn't keep it in your room safely all the time, so once in a while you'd stash it in the woods. And then one night you stash it after you first tried smoking pot and you forget where you stash it….

MAN I wish I could dump your books right now! "Go cast a spell of picking your books up, nerd!"