Would there be a sort of synth line running under it? For whatever reason, I picture this epic in that sort of late 70's Battle of the Planets/G-Force vibe…

I shall smite thou with the pure simplicity…of POWER POP!

"David Weigel wrote a series of essays for Slate championing and chronicling the history of progressive rock."

But do they kvetch the whole time?

"Sorry about the face!"

I was expecting an Arch Hall Jr reference. I'm sure it's just the picture and he's a very good looking young man, but he looks like a cross between Arch Hall Jr and the main guy who was in Scrubs that everyone hates (and whose name completely escapes me and i'm too lazy to look up)

WNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBC.

Way to go with the flow.

Sorry your job sucks that much. I'm semi in the same boat, except my wife has three kids and we can't afford a divorce. Even making over 6 figures a year, we can barely survive in NY.

Well, his looks more responsible admittedly…

You got this buddy. Anyone with Don Draper as an avatar has to have some idea of where his next job is coming from.

I may need to look more in-depth, but that guitar looks like an Epiphone: why would a rock star play an Epiphone instead of a Gibson? I get it if you're being paid to endorse it, but even then I'd probably use Gibson for recording and playing, and the Epiphone for advertisements.

I don't even watch The Walking Dead…I came for all the Charles Bukowski references.

SHAME
*Rings Bell

Kids today will never know the struggle to find pornography that we had…and you're right. I can pretty much remember looking for all those sort of magazines as porn was pretty scarce. I remember the first time I found a mag it was like finding the Ark of the covenant.

Willie Aames?

Your eye…on the sammich…

Change the channel Marge…

"Our hero, ladies and gentlemen" is my go to for any film that has a clearly terrible hero/protagonist.

Hey the headlight fixed itself.