But where's my gore and violence? Where's my storyline? Say what you will about 70's porn, they at least tried.

I need to see this film! I love bad movies and this sounds incredible. I also hated "Last Year at Marienbad" so I have to assume this film is incredibly bad: but importantly in an earnest way. The true greatness of a bad movie is when a director honestly thought he was making a masterpiece: say what you want about Ed…

Nudity. Lots and lots of nudity. Violence and gore as well.

Oh, so that's any better? You're history's greatest monster!

Wasn't Musberger the guy who found Jenn…something in the crowds? The one that did sideline work for the Jets and Brett Farve dick-pic'd her?

"Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."

I prefer the term "Spandex" movie personally.

As a fellow white male, I approve this message…say, are you a CHRISTIAN white male though?

Hell no we don't! Listen to Dick "Daddy-O" Contino and hike up those chinos!

Seconded. If you need me, I'll be watching the Uncle Floyd show and Terrytoon cartoons…

If memory serves, she became a Sir Mix-A-Lot dream come true…

Paging Rich Little…paging Rich Little…

I can remember the guy who played "Schneider" on One Day At a Time making a joke about there being an angry German, a Jew and him (an Irishman) just wanting a drink.

I remember reading somewhere that "Nobody's Perfekt" basically ended any chance he had of being in films.

I was also surprised at how good that first film is. I recently watched it with my two older daughters, and we all enjoyed it. Although, I am a Kurt Russell fan boy: anything with him in it goes up a few notches in my book.

When they re-run 70's shows on those 'retro' channels, I'm amazed at how much jiggle is going on. They had a "Vega$" marathon, and it was nothing but Dan Tanna ogling women from his car…at one point Tanya Roberts even showed up!

I remember being very disappointed: I was expecting a mix of light saber fights and the trench run over and over.

Wheres the archmage with a plus three joke when you need him?

Such an awesomely bad film…and oddly endearing. And written by Cheri Caffaro from the awesomely sleazy "Ginger" movies to boot!

I don't know if I agree with that: I vividly remember watching the original when it aired and there wasn't really mockery as much as ogling going on. Granted, watching it now makes it easier to mock, but still…