I prefer to think of Joe Don Baker as a Bond friend. O'Neal always focuses on the negative.

After watching the special last night, this picture at the top of the page is being unreasonably kind to Trey Parker's head of hair.

"I said to myself, 'Uh-uh, Gus. We’re on hiatus. Take a hike, this is Giancarlo. Yes, there are parts of us we share. We share this entity, but right now you gotta go away.'”

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I think the most shocking moment in Jersey Shore history happened last night when Jenni told Snooki "You're being Sam right now" and that somehow not only managed to not turn into a side-fight, but didn't even lead to a pissy talking-head from Sammi. She took it in stride! Sammi!

Jionni is the unsung hero of this show. I wanted to cheer when he give her two barrels of straight truth to the chest on the phone last night.

So this is basically Broken Flowers for dumb broads?

When I think of this guy, I see an evolution chart in my head with him on the left, Jason Lee in the center and Ryan Reynolds on the right.

I thought it was one of the rare things that didn't seem scripted.

Someday Statham will play something other than a contract killer.

So you're comparing him to Kelso by honing in on a specific characteristic that's exactly the opposite of Kelso? Interesting tactic.

"He does better as kind of a dumb guy who doesn’t realize how attractive he is, but, again, that’s a Kelso riff."

THANK you. "Wrecked" is the worst episode of the series, easily. I was still making excuses for Season 6 at that point, but after "Wrecked," I threw up my hands.

This is spot-on. They really pussed out on Angelus in this arc. I realize there were probably concerns about whether or not the audience would be able to accept Angel when he turned good again had Angelus done anything too terrible, but really, does Angelus even kill one person? Even First-possessed Spike killed a…

"You're a PORTLY fellow." Not a porky fellow. Get it straight, son.