I'm glad you used that horrible and distressing situation as a hassock to get on your high horse. You're such a much better person than me.

Damn! I thought this was going to be about Blacula. But then again, he was really a prince.

What is he talking about? Plot Device Love Interest Girl was a great character.

In the end, she discovers that the "S" stands for "Hope".

Considering that the first movie is already this decade's Shrek…

The Final Cuntdown starts playing

I'm betting on W. H. Macy

Oi, Frankenstein! What did Victor use for your chin, a dead arse?

Well, I dislike both. That means I win something, right?

This made me realize that I'm at that weird point where I don't care for a show, not because it's gone bad, it's just… I don't really give a crap anymore. Unless they produce a new season of Adventure Time with Finn the Human and Jay T Dawgzone (rastified by 10%)

That heading is ominous: 'Put me in your show or I will tell everyone about the vestigial ear you're hiding under your bangs'.

Michael Bay stares into infinity. Exits stage left.

Nothing against JGL, but Benedict Cumberbatch is right there.

"Love is an open Door" is an incredibly cynical song once you take the whole movie into account.

You're wrong. The third season finale wasn't satisfying at all.

One of the many reasons I'm overjoyed for Harmon's return is, paradoxically, because I think that 'Intro to Finality' was one of the weakest episodes under his run. It bummed me out that ITF was going to be his farewell to that universe.

No, no, no. I mean that's the impression I got.

I think part of the problem with the character is that it has written all over her 'to be played by Judy Greer'. And you know she'd make her hilarious.

To be fair, you're a pretty horrible bunch of people.

You meant Kim Jong Il. And he's funny, in a crazy dictator sort of way.