To counter this, here's Alison Brie with Nathan Fillion and Joel McHale:

It's actually pretty tasteless, like a specially bland piece of pork.

I would start digging in David Goyer's backyard, just in case.

This could be to actors what Las Vegas is to singers.

They're just a bunch of relatable nerds, like you!

I will reveal that maybe next week, but that reveal will also bring up more fascinating and sexy mysteries.

It's like Gravity Falls… for adults!

GOB Bluth's "fuck" in "Afternoon Delight", just because the way they managed to put that in a network sitcom.

Ben Affleck is Batman now.

And this is why Donald Glover is leaving Community:

1. After breakfast. I brush after dinner, so I think is kinda necessary
2. Cereal first (as if there was any other choice).
3. Head first. Butt last.
4. I think Jim Rash is better than Donald Glover, you sexist pig.
5. From the front. It's more comfortable.

Take that, The Disso… Pitchfork! I meant Pitchfork!

That's OSCAR WINNER Capaldi for you.

So, were you mourning all those people before this piece of news, or were you waiting to use a pile a corpses to get on your high horse?

Were the end credits an homage to Twin Peaks' opening?

Today, on 'NBC Did What Now?'…

With Helena Bonham Carter as Vagueness.

In brighter news, Will Arnett's Batman sounds fucking awesome:

That should teach Dan Harmon not to cross certain lines with humour! Learn something from The Onion and its ability to cens… self-regulate!

As long as the rape is kept under budget and turns a profit, Sony is okay with this.