Wouldn't it be funny if it turns out that Ted actually raped the mother?

No, but wouldn't it be funny if Dan Harmon got raped by, like 5 avclub commenters right now?  Like right now?

Wouldn't it be funny if Pierce had gotten raped by, like, 5 guys?

Wouldn't it be funny if Michael had gotten raped by, like, 5 of the documentary crew members?