That picture is like its own review
Just by looking at that picture of Uma Thurman holding an iPhone as our hero is about to clobber her is enough to let me know this film is not for me. Well done, AV Club.

Basically, "Cabin Fever 2" is "Planet Terror" with 1/3 of the budget. Plus, cameos from Judah Friedlander and the guy from "American Movie." That's pretty much all you need to know.

You know what was missing from music videos? Rampant genitalia!
I do like how, now that everyone's accepted that music videos will never be shown on TV again, the amount of nudity in them has skyrocketed. I mean, look at Yeasayer, Massive Attack, The Flaming Lips, Matt & Kim, and pretty much anything Eric Wareheim…

I saw Cabin Fever 2
They shot the movie in my hometown, so they had a free screening, which I attended 'cause a friend of mine is in it. Despite having the film taken away from him, I think Ti West achieved his goal of making a "John Waters horror-comedy." No one ate dogshit in the movie, but everything else happened.…

Don't really care about this, but
When's Basement Jaxx gonna sue Black Eyed Peas for stealing their font?

One of my favorite character actresses
I had to watch a bunch of entries for a film festival last year, and the first one I had to watch was this painfully quirky comedy called "Dear Lemon Lima." It was like the director just saw "Juno" and thought, "Well, I'm gonna make a film like that, only I'll take out all the…

I was gonna say they might not have wanted to include too many Coen bros. films, but I would've made an exception for "The Man Who Wasn't There," especially because of the scene where (SPOILER!) Billy Bob Thornton starts talking about the first time he met Frances McDormand. His voiceover is interrupted by a phone…

I could never sleep my way to the top.
'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.

Didn't both of those movies come out in 2008?

I assume Donny and Omar died from the dynamite attached to their legs that exploded after they finished massacring Hitler and the theatergoers.

I liked the Rush of Blood artwork, especially when compared with the boring code-graphics concept that gave them the X&Y cover, but I guess it doesn't count as a "great" album.

Not only a bad cover, but
The U in Mudcrutch almost looks like an O, making the bane name Mudcrotch.

Seriously. With Transylmania written by a guy named Worm and starring a guy named Skoog, and this film directed by a guy named Nimrod, it's high time I change my name to Douchebag Tittyfingaz and start making some serious bank off of Hollywood.

You could always get Albert Brooks
One of the few funny moments of Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World was Brooks auditioning for a fictional Harvey remake.

Violent J's Beach Boys Barbeque Blowout Bash Blast
Mike Love will be supervising the FMX motocross. Beach Boys' drummer John Stamos will be piloting the helicopter!

SSX3 taught me…
That snowboarding down a virtual mountain is the only way to listen to Royksopp's "Poor Leno."

I must give Fox credit.
FoxPop is the most accurate name to give this service, and still make it sound clever.

But wait, there's more!
If you agree to host the Oscars, we'll throw in the rights to future Terminator movies, ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Not ready.
I don't know what to think about this week's episode. It was beautiful seeing the return of The Monarch, especially his fuck-all attitude during the second negotiation with Dr. Venture. But jeez, do we really need more pedophile jokes? Publick and Hammer have tried this avenue many times already, and it…

Looks like Sufjan's taken to calling it "The Sleeping Red Wolves."