VH1 presents…
…"Tempest of Love"

K Bacon's…
…best line from Tremors:

With Stan Winston gone, I'm sure all movies are destined for shitty CGI

My new metal band shall be called "The Prison Rape Joke"

Bob Loblaw

DiSanto & Gately…
…good riddance, and go fuck yourselves!

Kitten Mittens…
Is your cat makiNG TOO MUCH NOISE ALL OF THE TIIIMMMMEEE??

More and more 'Mericans are out of work, therefore daytime ratings are at an all time high!

It seems…
…like a lot of deaths these last two days

Black Swan…
…looks, and feels, creepy as hell.

Why the fuck…
…did it have to be Giraldo? He was awesome.

Roky Erickson…
…should be on this list as well. I know he went batshit in the late '70's, but there is no denying his vocal power in 13th Floor Elevators.

Agreed.

I wish…
Kristen would let me ring her Beh…

I'm saying that she breeds in temporary pools during the spring and summer months, only to disappear underground after the raining season is over.

Emma Stone…
…looks like a salamander

Will you still love her when she's blowing dogs for quarters in about two years?

Adderall and Coke?
Damn, Ms. Lohan likes to fucking party

Sober musicians suck…
Let Weiland have his horse. Creativity dies when the artists' mind is clear.

*Bleh*
Weezer need to go permanent night-night…