Sounds like a drive through the Great Basin. Gram Parsons would be proud…

I like…
…the Cujo Kid more

Spurlocks
Also known as hairless man-beasts that feed on cobalt and iron ore. Nasty things.

I lost my virginity while listening to Terrapin Station in the back of my old Toyota pickup

Only the essentials…
…Booze and hot pants!!

Damn it…
…give the role to Henry Pollard, he needs the job!!!

To quote Roman DeBeers, "People are fucking idiots"

Bring back…
…Party Down!!

Leonard Stiltskin…
…was one of his best characters.

Sounds like Sheen an al-Gaddafi…
…are doing the same drugs

Is Terry Zwigoff directing?
If not, then this is going to suck

Don't open that!
…is there air? YOU DON"T KNOW!

The harder they come…
…the harder they fall, one in all

"Daddy Learned To Fly" sounds like "Freedom" era Neil Young…

My only question…
…what ever happened to DJ?

Good call…

Scariest/Eeriest "King" descriptions…
…Larry Underwood stepping on the rotting body in Eisenhower Tunnel and remembering the sound and smell it made caving in.

He treats objects like women…

I've been saying it for years…
…all senior citizens should have life alert

Terms Of Endearment