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Now, I was considering spending money on this but your C+ made me think, mm?
Then, as highly suspected - two stars both of them Smiths… Even here, I was still willing, but when you say M Night - I don't even need the surname - all you had was to say at the beginning was M Night.

Saw it, now I feel bad for not watching those last couple of Statham flicks. Gotta keep up to date  on my boi. Then, gotta rewatch Pitch and Riddick to get back in the groove for whatever this third one's name is.
And I really want to see Rock as a Jedi now…

Lol, Oprah be crazy! Never saw nonsense like that on a screen, but I thought, "Hey, when last did I watch something with John Kent in it? Why to fuck not?"

Don't think so. I think he genuinely wants Will to stay on the other side so they can continue their tantalizing cat n mouse game. Ultimately, he doesn't have the secret desire to get caught, but he wants to test Will's empath powers out to  the max.

<one direction=""> And that's what makes it beautiful</one>

1. Stag Horns - because, beautiful
2. Corpse Totem - awesome 
3. Angels - inspiring
4. Porcupine Nurse - meh
5. Violin Throat - smh
6. Mushroom People - why again?

Yes!!!!! He's so nonchalant in the face of the gruesome. Just a spring day to him. If it's one thing he fails at is human reactivity. Dude doesnt give a shit about people bleeding out. LOL this video. Lol-ing so hard

I want Aegon to kill them ALL (even Arya, yes, even Arya), and for Dany to die by dragon, Jurassic Park style in her cholera country.

True dat. The entire book four could be 3 episodes, leaving the next seven for book 5, but given as they've decided to split book 3 into 2 seasons, they don't seem to be that much of a rush. I was expecting season 3 to be break-neck madness, but they've managed to drawl it out. Viper is next season? I keep looking out

Not sure how much of a fuck I give. I'd prefer to read the ending instead of seeing it GOT style, but having read AFFC and ADWD my tolerance and appreciation for GRRM's writing is severely waning.
I don't particulary like GOT, but if the entire ASOIAF story gets done in the next 4 seasons/ 4 years, which will be right

Somebody explain this to me slowly-

From this day on, Imma read the recaps on wiki wrt TVD. Can't keep wasting time on this thing. 40 minutes by 22 episodes by 4 years. What am I, an asshole? Am I being paid to watch this? Compensated in anyway? Does weekly venting on three forums help? No. Enough is enough. I have to set standards for myself and stick

Is it weird if I say Hannibal is becoming my role model? I mean, my anatomy is pretty good… All I'd have to do is learn to cook and then really, it's all about following the recipe.

AV club, come on, you guys aren't using the alphabet properly!

Somebody remind me about what Albatross is supposed to be and why I care and why this is an important reveal, and what it has to do with the price of rice anywhere in the world (not just China).

What, well, Jackass me assumed that we were going to have 10 episodes. Somebody at some point said ten, yeah?

This is not real. And if it is, somebody does erotic art of My Little Ponies? Is that even legal? And the person who is obviously delusional still comes off as the lesser weirdo. Nobody should ever have to write a letter to ask you to stop doing erotic art of a children's cartoon pony. That should not happen. This guy

I want a spin off from this franchise - The Man with two dragon tattoos. Or, The dragon with two dragon tattoos…  The Awesomeness of Guy.

If it blows, it'll mostly because there's a level of suckiness inherent in all things Clark Kent. You can't not suck and be named Clark. Same goes for Bruce. DC gave their heroes shit characters, shit origins and shit melodrama issues. Main character's name is Clark + farmer/fisherman/miner + Russell Crowe? That's

So people, this is a B-? Was there any single thing in the entire 40 minutes that was new or  remotely interesting? Last week's own was an A- and Hemlock gets a flat out F…