Just finished it. I think I'm outta this club. Anytime you see people giving shit shows like the Orignals an A, while giving Hemlock an F, that's a sure sign of chromosomal deficiency. Sorry to all the non-retarded people here, but this review is offensive to anybody literate enough to read it.

No, seriously, @ Carrie, no insult intended to you here.
Sincerely sorry about any and all offense to you the reviewer. But if it helps, A) I didn't check your name before to know that you were a female, B) I'm also a female, and C) something about homophobia…

You know how in the end of Inglorious Basterds they mark the jewhunter with a swastika? I want to line up everybody in the world who thought this was good and put some kind of mark on them, like a flourescent face tattoo or something. Not in a bad way, just so I can see you coming from a long way off. I'm not a world…

BOO to this review. I can understand somebody going into this with low expectations given the sad state of vamp/werewolf/dragon/fairy tale tv portrayals these days - but this is grade A stuff. Only reached episode 5 (I'm trying this new thing called moderation and didn't read the whole thing because it's beset with…

I'm so confused right now - is this show really awesome and beautiful, or am I too much of a Mads fangirl?

i like it, crackwhores and all. if only for how ridiculously hot Jimmy and his kids are.

Can't be the ending! Sherman has only just begun his descent. After five seasons of actively shipping Rus and Lydia I'm able to settle for a walk on the beach, but argh! Rus would have made such a better baby daddy than Random Married Dude.
And we still have to see Sammy get his shit together and go back to being a…

it's supposed to be naples, i think, but now, there's a new king of naples, who i assume is unrelated to the old one who died and the prince who got killed?

that sound s so incestuous though. "Borgiafest" ?
I was thinking "Lucresare" ?

hey, do we have a name for Lucrezia x Cesare? …assuming you've seen episode 2. Wrong, but sooooooooooo hot, amirite?

Seen both, but nothing compares to a Starz style Todd Lasance (scruffy goat style) Rome prequel.

And surprisingly, Naevia's death was the hardest?! The most disturbing?! Spartacus went out like a boss a la Maximus. Thumbs up for Liam - chief badass of the season.

Comparing rape on the whole is nonsensical, nobody can be raped worse than anyone else. The simple point I was making is that when you take into consideration the status of the two people in question who've been raped by Tiberius, Caesar's had it worse.
Kore's situation is basically "Imma slave, gotta take it and keep…

thank god for that. Tibbs might still take the opportunity to stick his dick in.

I'm not talking about rape in real life, I'm talking about rape in the world of Spartacus. Of course slavery is horrible. They suffered all sorts of physical, mental and sexual abuse, but as an audience member watching this show I think that we're a little bit desensitized to their affliction, not that we don't see it…

What happened to Caesar wasn't worse because he was male, it was worse because he was a free man, somebody we know is going on to be a powerful man, getting held down by thugs and violently violated. He got beat up and held down. The only person I think in this show who had it possibly worse was Batiatus when he got…

But you have to admit, that was probably the most intense raping ever done on Spartacus. They usually try to put at least a glimmer of sexiness to it to make you say "aw well, when in Rome," but what happened to Caesar was like rape-rape.  I've watched a couple shows where men got ass raped but Caesar really sold it.…

I think Tibby's going to get his pretty soon. Caesar just has to come up with the how and the when, but it's sure to be horrific. Hopefully.

Well, I don't know if it comes under kicking the puppy; raping the puppy maybe… If we can call Julius Fucking Caesar a puppy. But shit just got real. Tiberius after being mind-fucked by his father into decimating his gay lover has become a serial rapist. Shocking, but I buy it in some weird way. I think he's working…

hope so. i think i'm going to start shipping these 2 this season. i want something/anything to happen