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If we were, we wouldn't be here right now.

I got one.

Big floppity donkey dick

Cum fuckery.

Fuck yeah, I am!

Testing:

Can we shitpost Minion memes here, too?

Well, one thing's for certain. A review from 2001 getting this much traffic on a Saturday night is going to confuse the hell out of the AV Club staff.

We're doing this, I guess.

Isn't she trapped in the Phantom Zone?

It also adds the problem of being 3 hours long. Few movies are good enough to warrant that runtime, and BvS is not one of them.

Tolliver: "Gentleman, ladies: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president right out of the Oval Office. Who would'a stopped him?"

I really want to beat the shit out of Jared Leto's Joker and they try so hard to shove Maggot Robbie's "hotness" I gained no erections from it.

Pondy is the coolest…

Thank you, Disney XD, for moving this episode to a Friday night timeslot at the last f***ing second.

I never found his character on The Clone Wars to be all that interesting. The series turned him into the same sort of villain that could already have been found all over the Expanded Universe.

Figures we'd replace Grant Ward with Bitch Ward.

Making Fitz, like, Bolin or something.

I could see Slade as Arrow's Bane, Mirakuru standing in for Venom.