Rocky IV is the worst Rocky movie.

For you, the day The AV Club switched to Kinja was the worst day of your life.

The Hand is nothing if not half-baked. Like Petrie, Ramirez, and everyone else involved was just making this stuff up as they went along without any idea of where they wanted to take it, and the way they handle Black Sky is the best example of this. Why is the Hand so obsessed with it? What does it have to do with…

Avocado. It takes a while to get into the groove of the open threads, but giving political discussions its own thread works for the best.

* "Good evening, ma'am. What could I get you?" "A 6'6'' black man with a dong to match."

Which makes Elektra… Karai?

If anything, Frank is Casey Jones.

And Bakuto's thing in Iron Fist about offering a home to wayward youths while really training them to be goons for the Hand is straight out of the 1990 movie.

It's a dumb plan, but it's also exactly what Raphael would do.

Danny Rand's emotionally immature dumbass routine works a hell of a lot better when he's not supposed to be the sole main character and is able to bounce off others as part of a team. Iron Fist is like if one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles got his own show without the other three.

The important questions.

Wabbajack dominating the Best Treasure Ever bracket.

Outlaw Star HD starts on [adult swim], taking GitS:SAC's place in the Saturday night line-up.

I'm a little sad we're never going to get the 90's-style arcade beat 'em up The Defenders deserves.

Probably Happy Hogan. Because I'd still lose, and getting my ass kicked by Happy Hogan is as close to rock-bottom as I want to get.

Season 5 is a full season. Apparently someone at ABC is bullish about Agents of SHIELD. It does well enough in live+7 ratings that the move to Fridays is probably one last attempt to get some DVR watchers to watch it live.

Yes, but he repressed it through homophobia.

"Adolf is best remembered for his work in World War II, and his legacy lives on in Macklemore's haircut."

I doubt they'd feel the same exhaustion with Trump if not for their experience last season, either; being so blindsided by his win that they had to write-off an entire season as a disappointment. They certainly didn't shy away from it before now.

All of the kids treat Timmy and Jimmy as their equals. They're not made fun of or ostracized for their disabilities or handicaps. That is wonderful representation.