I didn't know Claire Temple was running for president.

They knew what they were doing when they scheduled Agents of SHIELD on Tuesdays…

They went with Robbie because it's easier to work with the car than it is with a motorcycle.

On the other hand, how sensible was it for the city of Pasadena to just leave something that could destroy a few city blocks abandoned for years?

I'd go for Stephen Colbert. He was one of the Marvel Universe's candidates for president in 2008.

If Wonder Woman can be a nurse, Trigon can be a spree shooter, and Lucius Fox's son can be Mack's brother, then Batman can be an Inhuman.

He doesn't struggle because he's Burton.

Those agents were preparing for a training session with her. They wouldn't have their ICERs on them. We saw a bunch in use last week.

What's this about Johnny Blaze pissing?

The new Director of SHIELD is actually Batman?

Yeah, that day she came across that Inhuman girl in Bahrain was the worst day of her life.

You don't run for re-election after that.

I am sort of wondering who's running for president right now in the MCU. Even if he didn't finish out two terms, there's no way in hell William Sadler still wants to be president after his VP helped a fire-breathing industrialist try to kill him.

See, Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.? This is how you play to Chloe Bennet’s strengths

Bleach O'Mara's hair and he's Pence. Dip Powers Boothe in a vat of orange goop and he's Trump.

And a semi-finalist on the last season of Last Comic Standing.

They wouldn't let her go home to study for her calculus test.

I think her name was "Emily." The actress is Esther Povitsky, and she was also on Parks & Rec.

Jason Stentley, my old Hebrew School pal…

I for whatever reason skipped over the word "makes" the first time I read this, and, you know, that actually sounds kinda nice.