-May to tell one of her struggling recruits "I'll make a man out of you."

The meaning of the title is threefold - Daisy, Ghost Rider, and the Lilli Birdsell Ghost Lady who was in the box. The latter I assume is our new antagonist, not Ghost Rider, especially now that Coulson is… possessed? Infected? Whatever. Her name is "Lucy," but I guess it's probably time we start guessing as to what…

Cocaine overdose

Or give him bird wings.

Does he want her to lick his donut?

Yeah, my stupid attempt to prove The AV Club disproportionately loves Jane the Virgin and not American Dad! has really evolved into something else.

Might as well have given him the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress, too. That's how good Louie Anderson is on Baskets, a series The AV Club neglected to give a Top Pick last season and probably never will now that they've dropped regular coverage.

With the start of the 2016-2017 television season, I think it’s time I share that dumb thing I did again.

It does help that Arrow has gone completely off the rails.

It made John Leguizamo eat live maggots. That could probably go in either category.

No professor would say "most adapted" is awkward phrasing. The question is about movie adaptations. If a contestant stumbled over the clue because they were thinking of evolutionary science, that's their own dumb fault.

About Ben Carson's: Please tell me that was the debate where he fucked up his entrance, because that is absolutely what he's best known for.

I don't know how anyone could see a question about "most adapted" movies and think "most different from the source material." The word "survey" only connotes that if you don't know what that word means. There are some poorly written Jeopardy! clues, but this one was rather straightforward. Misunderstanding that…

Certainly explains where my feet went and why I have all these pockets.

Gems don't have vaginas, but they do have nice cleavage.

I think Soup just got tired of Steven trying to guess his name. It's clearly "Pothead."

Chop low… Rob Lowe… Chad Lowe…

That was actually the focus of Oil Overload 13. You won't believe how Manuel Ferrara plugged the leak!

I honestly didn't know they made that many sequels to Three the Hard Way.

I'll reiterate what I said when Riley Reid was a bonus porn name on July 9: I really hope "The Friend Zone" is a Twilight Zone porn parody. "Rod Serling" already sounds like the name of a character in a porno.