I Do Not Approve, it is truly all hand painted.  Took a shitload of time, but it was completely worth it.

You can't masturbate to quinoa? I guess that Whole Foods manager was right after all.

@E.Buzz Miller Yeah!  Local boy makes good!

I'm sure you're joking, but I'm in.

I haven't heard any Rod McKuen, though I'm curious what song of his Waylon Jennings covered.  I bet I've heard it before.

Van Halen + Mad Magazine = Ween

I suppose that's fair.  She's not a terrible actress (though I certainly don't think she's very good, but personal opinions and all that), it's moreso all the characters she seems to play in Apatow movies are terrible, unlikeable shrews.  And the fact that we're supposed to side with them just annoys the hell out of…

Dr.Robuttnik: she ALMOST ruined Black Rain, but that movie is so fucking awesome that it just steamrolls right over her.

She's the new Rebecca Pidgeon: an utterly terrible actress that is only in movies because their husbands think the public should love them as much as they do.

It's almost as if actors don't write the lines they say in movies.

As far as Southern Secret Phrases go, I'd add "might could".

Don't sell yourself short, it sure seemed to succinctly spell out our specifications, slightly strangely though.

Maybe using the term "critic" on anyone who uses "creaming in my pants" in a review is a bit generous.

I love this site so much, not the least of which is because there's multiple people here who will quote Bloom County at the drop of a hat.

Her?

I will stand upon my head until my ears are turnin' red until you take back those remarks about the great Cal Worthington.

@avclub-fc2c219a94ec33d657d2c11330829857:disqus , it was actually dolphins he was swimming with.

*whispers*  aloooooone

Estranged is eight of the finest minutes of rock and roll ever made.

Y'know, I get it, he's crazy and all, but…"Intensity in Ten Cities" is the best name for a live album ever.