I don't know why they'd want Grodin for this.  He can't even SING!  His voice was DUBBED!

That's totally a scalable model that will easily translate to the country at large.  I'm happy you live in Portland, though.

And the only large corporations are terrible ones, so let's just make sure no businesses get too successful here, right?  Because that would certainly be awful for this country.  Large, revenue generating businesses are exactly what grind countries to a halt.

Yeah, true.  Still, I think this one goes above and beyond their usual shittiness.  This is just amateur hour, and not even in a good way.

Keeps him sharp.  ON EDGE.

You're not being too harsh, Modell.  I used to love me some Ministry, but that….that's not Ministry.

Yes.  This country should be built on the backs of small companies, like independent record stores and T shirt thrift shops.

I'm rewatching them now, off and on.  Some of the references are a little dated (like the Mitsubishi car ad where the girl's titty pops out), but overall, it's still funny as shit.  Definitely holds up.

That's yo aaaaaassss, Mr. Postman!

He thinks he's people!

Flesh Wounds, you're right.  I stand corrected.  I didn't know about the Snoop thing, though; I always knew of him as the latest to come out of the Jermaine Dupri hit factory.

"Psssht.  Call me when they get to five."

Mega Man was good, and you're right, the Andre 3K and Bun B stuff was great (but it always is).  I think that, because it never even approached the greatness of the previous Carters (not to mention his better mixtapes), I just sort of mentally wrote it off.  If I want to listen to Weezy, there's enough other, better…

What's the good stuff on Carter IV?  I'm not trying to be confrontational, I actually want to know. I like his earlier stuff, but I got that album and, holy shit, not good at all.  Maybe 6'7", but that's about it…

His kid, Lil' Bow Wow, was a little older than 4 when he had an album out; I think he was 13 or so.

"highway Indian tear" is a pretty great phrase.

In the Incredibles, when Dash figures out how fast he can actually run and takes off across the water while the bad guys chase him…holy shit, just the pure joy of that moment makes me cry every single time.  Even, like, right now.

Goddamn you, now I'm tearing up at work.

Ha ha! He thinks he's people!

Bobby: Mr. Strickland said he got under more balls today than a midget hooker.