Him on the phone with the girl is pretty awesome too, if only for the way she goes "so I'm a chicken then? Quack quack quack" and he just calmly replies, "That's a duck."

Not a skit, but good try!

I just recently found out that that's the D.O.C. on that skit.  Man, his voice got totally fucked up in that accident.  So sad-

MENDOZZZAAAAAAAAAA!

If he hasn't already, then what's the point of being president?

Is she funny or something?

You had 5 people re-raising you and you still only won $200?

Dear Erik,

Are you sure you've written for TV?

To the George Clinton school of aging, apparently:
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Hi, Burl!

What's your successful film prof think about the name?

It goes "one doodle that can't be unDID".  Jesus! What the fuck! Get it fucking right!

Yeah!

You're probably right but, shit man, his album was fantastic.  Bummer he's gone.

What about Patrice O'Neal?

Pretty much everything that guy (Jay Caspian Kang) writes for Grantland is completely insufferable.  Every article I read from him makes me just want to punch him in the face.

Oh, he's just upset at missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: RENOIR! RENOIR!!!

I'm also partial to:

Hey, thanks for that.  Definitely a fun piece of pop fluff.  Any idea who directed that video?