Correction: His name is Akira Yoshimura. It's so completely awesome that the SNL lifer has been Sulu in pretty much every Star Trek sketch in the show's history. (Even the Love Boat: The Next Generation sketch.)

FYI, Shout! Factory released The Gong Show Movie on Blu-Ray a year ago.

Oh c'mon, that episode was at least a B. I was laughing at that Olive Garden sketch far harder than I probably should have. Kenan's o-face practically suffocated me. (Did that come out right?)

I would only watch this flick for two reasons: Carrie Keagan.

I'm glad somebody else agrees with my current assessment of The Girl…At A Party. When she first started, it was mainly oblique stances and odd opinions on issues with the occasional word play thrown in. Now she spews so many malaprops she might as well be Norm Crosby in a dress.

We used to have the first Jam at my workplace way back when, and I'd play it at least once a day, either before work or during my break. I probably plunked in almost $400 into that thing until I eventually realized that I can earn free games by playing pinball, so I stopped. After the vending company took it away, I'd…

When I'm bowling, I mutter that phrase to myself all the time. A couple open frames in a row, then I get a strike? "Gotta get back on the horse."