I don't even know why I'm commenting on this still, but it's 9:00am my time and I just tried to McDonalds-breakfast-ize a hangover, so…

Well, Obviously…

Kelly Preston in Mischief.

To everybody who left this thread a few days ago, you missed some awesomeness right there.

Man, this whole time I thought we were talking about SCATology. Anyone down for some brown underground?

At first
I thought the last sentence said "Who wants to play hide the racially-charged choo-choo," a reference to Common's apparently biracial penis and its attempts to repeatedly enter, and then reverse from, underground mountain passes (aka, tunnels, as in tunnels of love; see, it's a reference to doing it). I like…

@phel

I…I'm sorry. The aforementioned is completely unlike me.

And when I say 'love ranch,' I mean a Ranch-dressing metaphor for my semen. See?

Am I too late…
to say I'd like to spread some of my love ranch all over Dame Helen?

I think it's time the Internet started putting a limit on the use of the term 'navel-gazing,' since it's only used correctly about 10% of the time. That might not be the most exciting quote, but it's an interview. About her experience that formed the basis of the movie. I guess if someone asks me how I ended up in…

@Flurb

The only intelligent thing left to say at this point is
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRDDDS.

heheh - rod.

Why no love for Zach Handlen? Or maybe that lego maniac kid. What a douche canoe.

rimjob!

Hey, Merlin, I, too, live in Korea. Being the only 2 round-eyes on the whole entire peninsula, we should get together some time.

So EG's character is Morgana? Anyone else think of Morganna, the Kissing Bandit from the 80s when they read that? Both of them are a little top-heavy, if you know what I mean.

Wow, this thread made me realize how many women post here. Sorry, ladies, I usually assume the posters are male, even when the avatar is a woman (except for the good Dr. and Stacy-whatever; oh, and phel, and that cute goth girl from East Texas).

But you're forgetting the 'fair game/hypocrisy' rule. If you make fun of or castigate people for an affliction (or lifestyle), and it turns out that you suffer from a similar affliction (or engage in similar lifestyle habits), you are a hypocrite, and thus fair game for ridicule, unless you repent and make amends for…