Maya?
More like VEIL of Maya, amiright?

I'm not saying he didn't have REASON to be bitter, miserable, and angry.

I should hope not. Unless…mom, is that you?

Does this mean I should change my avatar?
Also, is it wrong that this doesn't really bother me? Didn't anyone else get the vibe that GC was kind of a bitter, miserable, angry person for the past 15-20 years. I'm not saying he deserved to die (although being under 5 feet tall and not funny, he did), but I'm also not…

Hmm
I'm not sure how I feel about this.

"I haven't paid for TV in over 10 years, and I don't miss it at all. If I can't get it for free over the airwaves, find it on the web, or rent it on DVD, I'm pretty sure I can live without it."

Sorry, I was innocently referencing a quote from the first Family Guy SW send-up. I didn't foresee the carnage that would come of it.

Ouch.

Hey, nerds, guess what? All that mythology was created AFTER the obvious, embarrassingly dumb mistake in the script. In the scene, Solo is clearly bragging about the speed of his ship, not his skills as a captain.

Isn't a parsec a unit of length? Specifically, a unit of length equal to 3.26 light years, or 19 trillion miles?

I seem to recall a number of critics favoring TRL over Ryan, and some bemoaning its Oscars snub. Did I dream that?

I just realized that said incest. There was no incest in Happiness. So I guess I don't know either. Mystery, unsolved.

@Serious Poster of Serious Posts

Dick Ebersol…
…before he dicks you.

I was actually mostly joking. I don't believe in the bullshit "American dream" of home ownership (I think it's more of a crap-shoot than a sound investment), but I don't think it was the George Baileys of the world (US) that caused the crisis. In fact, it was the latter-day Mr. Potters - fucktarded assholes who put…

George Bailey's Countrywide Savings and Loan
I haven't had a chance to read all the posts so far, but has anyone mentioned yet that George Bailey is responsible for the housing market bubble and subprime mortgage crisis? Asshole convincing people they could own homes they couldn't afford. Fast forward 60 years, and…

Heheh. My real-life initials are KB, and that's what I go by at work. "KB's Dick Nog" tickles my taint. You guys are the best. Also, I'm slightly drunk, and watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker.

By "hot chick" I assume you're referring to the bush-baring, milfalicious Charlotte Rampling. Rawr!

@Nanker Phelge

@Leonard Pierce