Underoos are, I am reliably informed, fun to wear, being that they are something super new in underwear.

Don't feel bad, Primer. I never knew it was on either.

This reminds me
How bad should I feel about enjoying Hamlet II or whatever its exact name was?

@Janet Um, piss jokes and clumsy political references?

Plus, there's that great Toby Keith music video based on "Cask". C'mon people! No Toby Keith love?

Hey, how about Harold Robbins? C'mon people? No Harold Robbins love?

Small doses

May an ape shove you up Vincent Price's "chimney"!

*Steven Seagal punches John Barleycorn must die in the cock.*

Loggins & Messina were bland 70s pop. Loggins was a bland pop solo artist in the 80s.

@Headline writer
No one claimed that the strippers would be extravagant.

Sister Mary Francis!

Not if you remained seated at all times.

@alurin

I once saw a urologist named Dr. Waters.

From my son:

I don't see how anyone who has been on her website, GOOP, and/or read or seen her talking about it could avoid finding her repellently smug, vapid, arrogant, pretentious, and lacking in any sense of humor about herself.

It is just possible that it is "Glee" because it's about a glee club.

Pepper spray = chemical warfare? Teeheehee! Guffaw.

Yeah, but HE PULLED OUT.