No teas for the Beastmaster, thanks! He feasts on the blood of his prey!

He can't hear us. Can you, you fox-hunting badger-baiting tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

Probably a little of column A, a little of column B. Not sure what I like most about that scene: Sophie wearing a medieval princess hat, Mark mouthing the words looking utterly confused, or Jamie's "I-have-massive-insect-bites-on-my-legs" style of dancing.

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You asked for this.

*CRASH*

Bit of Afternoone Deelite never hurt anybody.

Right up there with "Fuck You, Bush!" by Jeremy Usbourne, that is.

One I've always had trouble deciding on is "The Mercy Seat" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. The studio version is much more white-knuckle and manic, while the live version means I can actually make out what Cave's singing.

If that means less of Hannibal feeding a man his own brain, I have no problem with this being far-removed from Harris.

Doesn't sound as entertaining as Bukkake at Bedtime, featuring the Rt Hon Nicola Murray MP.

It's the high-pitched squeaking, I think.

I like the whole discussion between these two. No mud-slinging, just good friendly debating.

YOU'D BETTER RUN, EGG!

Especially after the bee bit his bottom.

Hahahahaha! Like a HOG!!

I love his 2012 review of Spirited Away, with his recounting a chat with Miyazaki at the 2002 TIFF. I can't find just one passage to quote, the whole review is just wonderful: http://rogerebert.suntimes….

So doing my dissertation on Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is an option?

I haven't read the issue, and there's too much Marvel stuff on my pull list so I can't find room in my budget for it. Reading through this article, though, it sounds like Swamp Thing doesn't want them to suffer but he has orders from higher up.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus Can you put him in a sailor suit already? His shtick is way too adorable.

"Why wouldn't the Green want more plants and stuff around the world?"