Seeing the kitty in the hero image had me thinking you idiots were going to say MEOW THE JEWELS is not an essential album of the year.

I almost wish they'd make a sequel just so I can read more of O'Neal's hilarious screeds about the show.

It's been a while since Modern Family has induced some true belly laughs from me, but they were in abundance during last night's episode.

Man stop trying to pimp the butterfly.

Kendrick Lamar is winning at music right now. This album is a bold, challenging, and supremely rewarding listen.

Good lord does this guy suck taint now.

I found his lip-licking distracting, but the show shows promise.

For a second there, I thought this read JK Rowling to host SNL.

"Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a…

Get Emmanuel Lewis on the phone. I smell a Dexter/Webster crossover coming on.

It's official. I'm boycotting the Oscars this year.

No Entourage no care.

No Langdon Alger no care.

Once again, the AV Club peanut gallery weighs in with some hard-hitting hatery.

Worst theme week ever.

I'm seein' double. Four Krustys!

Sasheer Zamata better watch her back.

I'm always interested in anything James Murphy works on.

"Godspeed little doodle"

FUTURAMA DID IT!