(Yes, I had to look it up, shut up)

Well, bleeding all over somebody as an influencing tactic was used to great effect in this movie.

There are racial implications with the convenience store scene? I don't see that at all. It would have been pretty much the exact same scene, with the same message if the store worker had been white in my opinion.

Crap, foiled again by my inability to determine the difference between decrease and increase.

It's just trying to teach you to read.

I excitedly found those episodes on youtube a while ago. Lets just say after more than a decade and a half of internet access, my favourite scenes from that show are not as great as I remembered.

If you count the table of contents, title page, and double space it, it's almost the required length. Let's just increase the font slightly and decrease the margins… Hmm, what if we include a slick drawing of a lightsaber to fill up some space?

"World champions" I love that. In my house we have a competition every day to see who can take the longest shit. Since the particulars of this competition is unique to my household, I'm the 'world champion' almost every day.

Your last sentence is pretty redundant with this show.

Oh, good thing I read the last two sentences. If it makes you sick, then no thank you.

Yeah, it seems like it's not their age that bothers me so much as their overall appearance. When I see Lethal Weapon and Die Hard nowadays, I still see weathered adults in Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis even though I'm pretty much the same age as them. When I watch Star Trek and Transformers, I see kids in Chris Pine…

Yep.

Only when these comments appear in a separate article, which I will certainly comment on.

Seems like there's this trend nowadays to make characters younger, like kids will only see movies if someone their own age is the star. We started out with an older slightly jaded, semi-retired Harrison Ford Jack Ryan (ok, Alec Baldwin was first, but the real star of Hunt for Red October was Sean Connery, thus…

Heh, I come from the future to tell you that next year's Calgary snowfall is going to be 10 times worse. Have fun.

I have one memory of watching the original. It was Christmas at the inlaws and my brother-in-law kept laughing like a hyena at one instance of Kevin James falling down. If this is not the quintessential inlaws story, then I don't know what is.

Why does he even bother with this bullshit? I'm sure he's rich enough that a trip to Africa is not going to break the bank and then he wouldn't have to put up with working and being called out on it.

Also, I'm not entirely sure how "There's more there" is a selling point from the guys point of view. To a first order and trying not to get too graphic, I think you kinda want less there from a mechanics perspective.

Is there even a line between "I'm a complete asshole and thief" and "I'm a complete asshole and thief, but don't you think it's funny?"

*hands clenched into fists near face* "THE! BLESSING!"