Yeah, 'as a young person'…

I just recently re-watched Home Alone for the first time as an adult (and parent) and I was shocked at how horrible that family is. Basically nobody (including the police department) but the mother seems to give a shit that a 7 year old kid was left alone by himself for several days.

"Where are you going to put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and I'll show you."
"You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that."
"I wasn't talking to you."

The last few lines of that speech crack me up every time.

Contrasting their movie to The Godfather by implying that they did things better?

They should make a movie that's kind of a satire where the bad guys are evil space marines and the good guys are ugly, disgusting, space bugs that suck the brains of the evil space marines. Average movie goers will instantly get the satire. Oh wait..

Santa Claus is Canadian, or so I've heard from prominent federal politicians all week. No seriously, the crazy conservative mouthpiece of our government spent all question period bitching about the fact that the liberals don't believe Santa is a Canadian citizen. Then the really fucked up part is that the liberal…

Yeah, after 5 seasons of FNL and however many football movies, I actually get unreasonably excited when my team's down less than a touchdown on the last play of the game and super nervous when the situation is reversed.

A Santorum presidency: government owns your naughty bits, but not the roads.

Call of Duty 8: Modern Warfare 3.

Yes, I agree. As a football fan, I found that the football parts were pretty unbelievable at times. (Are there any players on defence?) But, I still loved the show.

For the first time in I don't know how long, I got the news of a celebrity death from an actual news site. I must be growing up.

Welcome back after clicking on this '1 new reply' and travelling upwards.

I feel like somebody should make a tv show about a person dying of cancer who does horrible things to people and see how far they can take it before the audience turns on that person.

I had seen that gif, but I clicked it anyways and did have a real comedy treat. Cheers.

Yeah, why is everyone so keen on stopping the gravy train? Gravy's awesome.

As a non-resident of Toronto, I'm still finding it funny.

Man, Skye is annoying. Like I'm pretty left-wing, anti-government intrusion and whatnot, but even the most smelly, pot smoking, hippy is going to understand that a military-like organization is going to have a ranking structure and classified information. Christ.

That's the one with Halle Berry.

The only reason the was a two-minute gap with Einstein was because he was never sent back in time. One would assume (and this is exactly what happened) that Marty and Jennifer would travel to 2015, then eventually travel back to 1985 to live the rest of their lives and have kids.