They busted the fuel line trying to start it with whiskey.

Does anyone still say they only watch the Superbowl for the ads?  That's become such a cliche that complaining about it is almost cliche.   

That's why I can't watch chess, it's like several minutes of nothing and then 2 seconds of a piece moving. 

Didn't a Saturn V lift Skylab into orbit?  So they could have said they were putting Skylab up there.  Of course that wouldn't explain why they needed to do it again when they really did it…

'I'm pretty sure something's going to fuck up this flight (probably rock monsters or something) so let's not tell anyone about this till later.'

I've learned so much today.

Oh, yeah.  I forgot this was Game of Thrones sex and not, you know, mostly normal sex that people do because they want to.

Ha, how would an eunuch at an orgy even work?  That's ridiculous.

He said the drawing was garbage but identified the person from Cruise's description instead.

It's true, when my girl was like 7 or 8 months old I had this realization: up until then I was terrified of anything happening cause well she was small and breakable.  Then I was looking at her one night and I realized that it wasn't because she was just a baby that I was worried, I'm going to have this same 'oh god…

I agree, I was letting my kid watch Dora the Explorer videos while I was off doing something fun (shut up, I'm not sitting there with her and watching Dora videos for 1/2 an hour) then all of a sudden I hear an evil voice talking about cutting herself and shit.  I guess it's pretty easy to go from regular Dora videos…

If I were a hacker, I'd hack something important.  Like federal elections.

See, I obviously am not qualified to be a tv executive, but from my limited understanding, I can't figure out the logic behind putting an established show on hiatus and essentially replacing it with a new show that's going to get shit ratings for a few episodes and then get cancelled.  I don't know how bad the…

That was my thought also.

Hey, Dane Cook (who knows famous people) mentioned the A.V. Club.  I sometimes post on that site and sometimes I even get responses from commentors who are prolific enough to often get responses from staff members.  That's like only 5 degrees of separation between me and some famous people.  Awesome, I guess I'm a…

I'm sure the fact that historically several hijackings of airplanes had occurred before this and none of them were used to crash the plane into something means there were other possible intentions.

Roughrider Country is actually north of North Dakota.

Yeah, I get really tired of people saying the scene was fine because it was 'lead-lined' so the radiation wouldn't kill him.  That's not the issue.  The issue is him flying several miles and smashing into the ground (nevermind the initial force that sent him flying that far).

Yep, I clicked on all of those.  I've apparently officially passed the point where I care about my office computer's internet history.

Although, if I remember correctly, the plutonium was sitting right there with just unarmed Doc and Marty to guard it from the heavily armed Libyans who probably did survive that crash.