That train mission had me stuck for quite a while too.  The trick was to back off a bit from the train (sideways) so your AI buddy can actually hit the people on the train.  If you were too close he'd just fire into the side of the train.

Yeah, video games are like the cheapest electronics per hour of use.  Especially considering I remember paying roughly $70 for Mario 3 in 1990 or whenever, so it's pretty impressive that inflation hasn't affected them.

Why would you scale axes of two different variables the same? 

It could be a prequel showing him being abducted by aliens.  Which actually brings me to one major problem I had with the first movie.  After the aliens attack and they're looking for pilots, he volunteers and says that ever since he was abducted by aliens, he's been dying for some payback.  And then everyone looked…

Sounds amazing.  In fact, all the movies this week sound awesome.  Judging by the grades, this must be like the best week ever for movie releases.

Brilliant, so writing plays is not something wealthy, noblemen would do.  But, Shakespeare couldn't have written those plays because he wasn't a wealthy nobleman.  It makes perfect sense.

"to whom you used to jerk it" is, I think, the correct saying.

You would need to create a bracket system and pair them all off to start with or it wouldn't be fair to the first few m&ms you picked because they'd have more chances to crack.

Really the Beef should have known he was in trouble when the man started removing his pants to gain extra mobility.

Me too.

Yeah, sure it's a comedy so nobody's going to be tearing up at the ending, but it's hard to top destroying all life on Earth.

I was going to call you on that one too, but if you think about it, it kinda went from -10 on the happiness scale to a -2 or -3.  We were all still pretty unhappy when the movie ended (if less so).

Well if you consider Micheal Corleone as the bad guy then since he wins at the end of both one and two both of those could be considered as unhappy endings.

Besides tap water that's still pretty much the cheapest liquid you can buy.

Also, quiddich (sic) has some serious balance issues that I would love to get into.  It's like the author had never thought about or watched sports of any kind ever.

Goddammit.

This here… I'm pretty sure this is the worst thing ever.  Like I know the theory behind rule 34, but until you start analysing how far it can go in detail you just don't really appreciate it.

Even if they were the government, they're not limiting his free speech by not broadcasting his song.  Maybe I have a poem that I want Obama to recite before the state of the union address.  Since he's part of the government if he doesn't do it that's violating my freedom of speech… if I was actually American of course.

So for some reason I decided to visit espn.com for the first time ever just now…

I love how this review just sort of ends.  The second last sentence is complaining about some random secondary character and then it's like Scott just said, 'Fuck it, I think I'm done writing about this thing now.'