Now how can I argue with that logic? Tell you what. You do things your way, and I will do them mine. I promise to tell you that i have guns if you come to my house. I will further promise never to shoot another human being. Heck, I won't even point a gun at another human being. There. Now we can be friends.

I do believe someone is missing the larger point. People hunt. In rural areas it is used to help manage the wildlife. Each state has a conservation department that decides when and where the hunts are allowed. Is shooting a deer murder? I suppose on some level. However it is being saved from starvation in the winter…

Primary purpose of murder? Really? I though their primary purpose was to propel a piece of lead at high speeds towards something the user pointed at. And I would venture to say that of all the guns in the U.S. currently, there is a very small percentage that are even used off the range, much less used to murder…

Ritualistically killing things? You mean managed hunting. You have chosen to live your life in an area that has a different view of nature then rural areas.

Like knives? Or hammers?

Nothing like broad generalizations and stereotypes to drive home your point. The vast majority of gun owners grew up with them. They are tools like any other. They use them to hunt and plink at cans on the farm.

Err. No. The assumption is that in most rural areas everyone has a gun. At least a rifle or shotgun for hunting. Most aren't as excited about assault rifles and pistols.

The best weapon design for killing lots of people is an explosive device. And as we can see from the middle east those are very difficult to build.

Was I the only one rooting for the Krampus to finish his meal before Nick got there?

I was playing cards at a friend of mine's house when that album came out. I complained about how I hated the new version of Layla compared to the old. So he put that song on infinite repeat just to irritate me. Somewhere around the second hour I pulled the CD when he left the room and hid it. Hmm. I wonder if he ever…

The part where they found the anti-ship mine on the beach was a particularly bad dream.

I watched that and the Reflecting Skin one after the other in the early 90's. Then went for years wondering if I had hallucinated them since nobody I knew had heard of or seen either.

"Pluto is a real dog!"   [slap]
"Pluto is a real planet!" [slap]

The Ricin will go into the meth that they are sending to Lydia. Walt will become a mass murderer of epic proportions.

My tween daughter loved those books. And I had so much fun mocking the terrible dialogue. I'm pretty sure that's not getting me a World's Greatest Dad mug for fathers day this year.

And that is why I hate him. If it weren't that he keeps putting himself into films that I want to see, then he would simply be annoying. But it seems like whenever I hear of a movie I would be interested in seeing, he winds up getting himself attached somehow. (Interview with a Vampire, War of the Worlds, Minority…

If it's for foreign markets then I'm sure Jerry Lewis would be available. Or maybe David Hasselhoff.

Those things are awesome, but I don't really consider them a pizza. I just heat them and roll them up into a big pizza flavored taquito.

Heh. I was a Walker.

It's hard to believe that someone resembling a 60's cartoon character managed to talk so many women out of their clothing.