Just….perfect. 

Wouldn't it be cool if HBO picked up Wildcards as a series? They are already dealing with Martin, why not double down.

Porking 

I guess he left her blow hole alone for the nonce.

I believe that was the program where the guy had a pull tab lodged in his throat. When he would pull the tab on a beer he would drop it in the can. I still remember the x-ray for that scene. It was not a pretty thought.

Someone is lying to you. I have watched both because my wife loves Vampire Diaries. Supernatural is much more entertaining.

Flyover country. I love that term. In two words the condescending tone encapsulates the polar opposite stereotype of a self-involved parental basement dweller, with a quirky mustache lecturing others about bands that he used to like until they were popular.

I can't believe you left out:

For the Superbowl I broke out a delicious case of Heidelberg that I purchased for five dollars in 1989. I have been saving it for just such a special event. I was torn between that or the 1991 case of Fife and Drum that I purchased for three dollars from the back of a liquor store after hours, but I thought such an…

You know. Looking at that movie as a romantic comedy really makes sense.

Serving Sara wouldn't even have to change its name. Just its concept.

Maybe they can go back and make past rom coms into zom rom coms. Kind of like re-releasing them in 3D.

Actually I am hoping for Ian McShane to take over the Marshal's office when Art and his stiffy retire next season.

The Peaks.

I had a half pound bacon burger with a side order of deep fried green beans and onion rings. Washed it down with a chocolate milk shake.

Watching Letterman with no audience gave a very Halloween sort of feeling.

Watching Letterman with no audience gave a very Halloween sort of feeling.

At least he's kind of apologizing. And he didn't actually do it himself. Who here would really like to take responsibility for their dumbest friends actions?

At least he's kind of apologizing. And he didn't actually do it himself. Who here would really like to take responsibility for their dumbest friends actions?

Oh good. I was afraid there was some streak of decency in him. Now I can get back to the class envy thing and just wish him ill.