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DrManhattan
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I think you're all forgetting a little masterpiece called, "My Fellow Americans."

Is there any other kind of Willem Dafoe?

Wow, in looking up the cast of the movie to verify, I came across this tidbit from IMDB:

I was forced to see Chase in "Snow Day" in theaters when I was a kid. I was not amused.

Hmm, I wonder if Hoynes was good friends with Senator Blutarski…

Goldeneye is the king of games based on movies. Aladdin is another great one. I'll also throw in the original Batman game for NES and Genesis.

Nerd pillow talk is great, no question. But talking about how the Sarlacc reminds you of genitalia right when you're about to close the deal? Even as a devoted nerd, that's pretty brutal. Though of course, I am willing to make an experiment of this. I'll inform you of my results.

Actually, I was merely pointing out the fact that Star Wars references and sexual imagery makes for dreadful pillow talk.

Yeah, I doubt my girlfriend would be impressed with my ability to point out how the Sarlacc looks sort of like a vagina.

Personally, I'd go with 'barely legal.' Though I'm not sure how I would deal with my grandparents for the occasion…

My only question is, does that include the first two movies as well? Surely they're all part of a larger story, but he only mentions Jedi. Curious…

Best Commentaries I've Heard:

When I read your comment I was all *walks away from computer*

Yes, the art is indeed purty.

Neil Gaiman + Batman = Awesome
Looks like I need to go out and get "Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader" asap.

Dscreet Charm is my personal favorite. The scene where they end up on stage is absolutely hysterical.

Death Proof is probably my least favorite Tarantino (leaving out Four Rooms, since I have never seen it). I'm not sure if it was because I couldn't give a shit about any of the characters, or that it never went past the stage of, 'Oh, this is a deconstruction of the modern slasher movie' to be entertaining beyond

I just pictured it as a book that eats faces. Bonafide hit right there.

Plus, it's not like Kill Bill and Death Proof were terrible. Compared to your average movie, they're pretty fucking good. Also, Kill Bill is ridiculously entertaining (not so much Death Proof).

No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.