Never been to the zoo? Masturbation is all the rage among animals with brains and phalanges, male and female alike.

Kit Hennings?

and so is his book excerpt.
and, for the record, so…am…i.

so is Patton, but FUCK YOU for even thinking it matters.

That was really a fine thing you did there, Miller. Many thanks gracious bows.
Summertime really brings out the procreative beast in many an imprudent ingenue-starlet-uteri.

I'd never heard of this particular spry, young, Spaniardic up-and-comer, but Noel's descriptions make this movie seem quite intriguing.
But I would be upset if the first film of his I saw did indeed turn out to be his last. It'd feel like I keeled him by becoming cognizant of his existence.

Milton? You are referring to that guy who wrote the screenplay to LEGION, starring Paul Bettany as a man with goose wings and guns aplenty?

I am full of hate…it is what draws meehehe heeeeeeeere! rar

Please spin us a yarn about your personal, academic, professional, confidential, neo-natal, stratospheric, cuneiformic, septicemic dramas of this and every other year you've managed to stay among the livings.

He certainly has a greater breadth of knowledge than your standard-issue humourist.
I'd like to hear him talk in great depth about how Genndy Tartakovsky enjoys 3-degrees of separation with Andrey Tarkovskiy and how their work augurs the disintegration of this into that and then use the word "nadir" and allude to Bill…

gah….
but he's probably a very decent man.

Hooray
That was an enticing excerpt and all, but it might have been a tad longer.

Defensiveness
He's sore at YOU because he stopped making worthwhile movies after winning an Oscar?

Especially when said actor is prominently displayed on the advertising sidebar of the site. Couldn't you guys just have interviewed Chloe Sevigny again or something?
In any case, MacGruber does not look at all appealing, so let's agree to forgo this particular cinematic dingleberry, Mitchforth.
Plus, Will Forte has…

ha, hancock!
Hancock "isn't bad, really"?

i truly believe that in 7 more generations we will all be hairless androgynites happily floating through space in our comfy womb-capsules, slurping up space sizzurp and breeding telepathically- and pubic hair flossing will just be a nasty, distant memory. like the spanish inquisition.

Don't bother spreading the word; let the amazingly hairy box speak for itself, my good man.
It can also whistle Harvest Moon and does a passable Eddie Murphy impression.

actually, yes, Bart the Bear is a renowned actor bear who is as tame as a 600 pound ursine carnivore can be, and has appeared in several films of note, such as The Edge, Legends of the Fall, and Tea With Mussolini.

but where is the bawdytalk?
Chloe Sevigny is just fine in my book, and the interview was okay, but I was shocked to read through the comments and not see a SINGLE mention of Greta Gerwig's breastlings!

Did we-who-were-allegedly-clamoring-for-the-use-of-real-bears-in-bear-fight-scenes know that a BEAR was actually a "bear"?