i really liked it. i live in Seattle, so i watched it on CBC. it's still on my dvr. i liked mark as the news reporter; that song he did, "This is My Last Egg," was really funny. i know everyone is entitled to their opinions, but if you didn't like this show, your opinions are wrong. you have the wrong asshole. …

it's a given. no one's taking bets, because we all know it's inevitable.

i live in Seattle now. does anyone know if i'm close enough to LA to catch whatever it is that they have? i'm worried that Scientology and Mormonism might start to seem plausible.

donuts are good
i like how she said, "appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos." like it's a guest appearance in a music video. are people running out of real things to complain about? you know i saw one of those terrorist guys wearing Nikes, while he was shooting a gun, no less.

worst sitcoms
1. Family Matters
2. Dinosaurs
3. Saved by the Bell
4. Mama's Family
i hate Saved by the Bell so much, but for some reason i couldn't stop watching the re-runs when i was in high school. like i hated it so much i just had to see what kind of stupid, awfulness they would get up to on the next episode. also,…

swim shows
i watched the first episode of Assy Mcgee, and i haven't been able to bring myself to watch it again. should i give it another chance?
i love the Venture Brothers and i can't wait for the new ones. and as absurd as it is, i really like Tim and Eric too. Zack Galifiniakis as The Snuggler was great. i'm…

waiting for the DVD
i like Indiana Jones, but i just can't go to the theater for this one. i have what may be an irrational hate for Shia Leboueueof. i think he looks like a skinny 13 year old in one of those fun-house mirrors that makes you look bigger. and Transformers was just a really long toy commercial. and…

i don't know
will Hole in the Wall suck more or less than Family Guy? what about American Dad? i used to like Family Guy, but then it came back and i watched some of the old episodes, and i'm not sure why i liked it in the first place. but the newer episodes are brutally awful. and American Dad was never funny. …

i like
Vincent D'Onofrio. specifically in Full Metal Jacket, but i'm digging him in Law and Order: Criminal Intent. he's funny and he knows everything, more than Sherlock Holmes!

did i do a good job of making a reference to a Spielberg movie in my comment? gosh, i hope so.

besides eating brains…
i love Empire of the Sun. i should go out and buy it on dvd to prove my love. also, this elephant is really getting on my nerves.

eyebrow ring
she sucks.
and how the fuck can anyone eat foie gras anymore? is it the suffering that makes it taste so good? don't get me wrong, i eat meat, i loves me some chicken and turkey. but that doesn't mean i want them to be force-fed until their liver explodes into a delicious spread for fucking crackers…

they didn't, did they?
please say that this isn't a romantic comedy disguised as a satire on current events. i'm sick to my ass of john cusack in rom-coms. i'm sick to my ass of rom-coms with anyone in them though, so maybe i'm the turd in this salad bowl. meh.

why?
why is a karaoke contest so popular? physically, i can't watch the show or a clip from the show that's longer than 10 seconds. it hurts my head and throws me into a rage that only sweet, sweet weed can stop. also, i hate ben stiller. it's always shenanigans with him; breaking things, setting things on fire,…

i don't care
i don't listen to R Kelly and i don't care if he does or doesn't go to jail. maybe rich people should be allowed to pee on us regular folks. it might help keep us in our place. who knows? it's noisy with construction sounds. why does it sound like someone is mowing their lawn? i'm in the middle of a…

nuts to Lost
and JJ Abrams. and anyone with two names who goes by the first letters of those names. and whoever thought that the writers of Transformers deserved another job. here's a sample of their work:
*Douchebag looks surprised.
Jazz: I'm Jazz. The black one!

fucking hat guy and eyebrow ring chick
i hate those fucking hats and eyebrow rings haven't been cool since the mid 90's. plus, spike and lisa are both assholes. also, GE and GladWare look like amazing products! let's go buy some now…

almost all sitcoms are garbage
i miss Strangers With Candy. i don't think i've even watched CBS since…ah,ok, maybe i've never watched CBS. i guess i thought i wasn't old enough yet. maybe when they get robots to do 60 Minutes or whatever old-person news show they show on CBS, then i'll start watching it. are they…