"Fake orgy! Sad!"

Come on now, Russia isn't a threat! Obama made that very clear in 2012 when he mocked Romney for saying Russia was a threat.

Hello, I'm from Arizona. Stay out of our retirement homes!

Seriously, this was Always Sunny's version of The Office's "The Farm" episode. Except in that one, the writers were the ones on PCP. Hey-oh!

Or, "hoors". Either works.

For "tolerance"!

Watch out, he's a twank versatile!

Move in
Ass-blast
Continue denying sexuality

I recall an interview Carlin did with Maxim in the late '90s where he revised the list and added "twat". I think he even said, "You'll hear 'fuck' on TV before you hear 'twat'." The man was a true prophet.

Caw-CAW! FIGHT MILK!

"I wanna bash some nerds right now!"

Rob McElhenney is 39 and Charlie Day is 40. Is that what we're calling "middle-aged" now?

As a fellow dog-disliker, I can confirm, the hatred we get is real. Tell someone you don't like dogs, and you're pretty much considered a monster by everyone across every spectrum.

"Pool closed due to AIDS" was literally the first thing I thought of, and I avoid 4Chan like… well, like AIDS.

Speak for yourself, whitey!

No, AIDS has a much more bitter taste.

It's "raktajino", dammit! This, we do not forgive…

"No, this is different."

Glad my two favorite characters, Garak and Damar, got some lines. But goddamn, that "Move Along Home" part nearly ruined it for me. What a horrible, horrible episode.

Yeah, those reviews, and the comments, were always awesome. And that link is amazing, thank you! I'm even mentioned in Rap Battle: Round One-Five (August 2012)! I had no idea someone collected all of RJS's posts. He's up in the Celestial Temple now, rappin' with the Prophets.