FYI, they did find WMDs in Iraq.

OH MAH LERRRRRDD!!!!

Where are you hearing this from? I'm a NeverTrump Republican, and I'm writing in John Kasich. And John Kasich wrote in John McCain. And John McCain wrote in… John MacClane, from the Die Hard movies. I think. But anyways, I haven't heard anything about any mass movement of NeverTrump people switching to Trump.

Well, historically speaking, "wetback" isn't the Hispanic/Latino equivalent of the n-word. That would be "sp*c". "Wetback" is used to pejoratively refer to both illegal immigrants, and Hispanic-Americans who haven't assimilated culturally. I grew up in Arizona, and most of the people using "wetback" were well-off…

Well, historically speaking, "wetback" isn't the Latino equivalent of the n-word. That would be "spic". "Wetback" is used to pejoratively refer to both illegal immigrants, and Hispanic-Americans who haven't assimilated culturally. I grew up in Arizona, and most of the people using "wetback" were well-off Hispanics,…

Despite all your rage, you are still just a rat in a cage (match).

Also, he never went to 'Nam. Man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

It does cause a lot of problems at the airport.

I'll never understand the cliched "diarrhea" comments that always show up like clockwork whenever Chipotle or Taco Bell (or hell, any Mexican food) is mentioned. I eat the stuff a few times a week and I've never had a problem. Maybe you people just have really weak digestive systems?

Yeah, that's the tradeoff: Chipotle usually tastes "fresher" than Qdoba and better overall. But… that queso, though.

I'm probably the only one here that loves Chipotle and Shophouse. I was really enjoying the E. Coli scare last year because the lines at my local Chipotles dropped down to nothing, despite the fact that the E. Coli outbreak was confined to the Pacific Northwest, and I live in DC.

Oh yeah, I'm voting on the local stuff, even though I live in DC and the local government is a corrupt clusterfuck - but nothing approaching the insanity of Trump or Clinton.

Obviously, she's not a golfer.

Scissor me timbers!

Shit, my Wikipedia history would be embarrassing enough.

Yeah, the Stern one.

Yeah, everyone at school knew what a dick he was. BUT, the Ghostbusters thing occurred after he turned PC - notice he was wearing the "Token's life matters" shirt when he walked out of the theater. To be PC but go against the standard groupthink, that is the real crime he's guilty of.

The "alt-right" and "SJWs" are two sides of the same coin. They're both bullying assholes, and I think that's the point this season is trying to make. Cartman and Garrison/Trump are the perfect dichotomy.

They're both equally terrible in different ways. And the dumbest thing about this election, the thing that pisses me off more than the stupid candidates, is the fact that people on both sides are fearmongering and saying that the other side's candidate is going to do a bunch of shit that they can't legally do. Trump…

I really loved the other astronauts on Mars parroting Cartman's cries of "Lame!" and "Super weak!"