Yeah, he called that girl "R2-D2!" And he looks like Beetlejuice! He deserved it.

It's been a theory going around for a while. I honestly can't say either way, but he seems to have something he's deeply repressing. Maybe it's a Norman Bates-type thing where his mother's corpse talks to him and tells him to hate those kids with their cell phones and rap music and whatnot.

I know it's a very personal decision, but I really think he needs to come out of the closet. He'd probably be a lot happier.

OH MAH LERRRRD!

Dark Knight Returns and Year One are definitely worth it. Under The Red Hood… well, hey, it's free! Kinda!

I love that movie. Cruise, Von Sydow, Spielberg, and even Colin Farrell were all in top form.

The Count was a good counter, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved bats… and counting, and as a Count he counted to seven, to eight, up to… nine. He died, like so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at…

"The muppet in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary."

"Charlie don't litter!"

I will now!

With pancakes, I think it's a filler thing. They first few are delicious, but then they're expanding rapidly in your stomach so the next few start tasting bland and flavorless because you're body is telling you you're full.

I still want to see an Oscar origin story about his two tours in Vietnam.

Come on, gang, let's check the North for clues!

We're going to make spoilers great again, believe me!

I don't want to sound like a hipster or knee-jerk contrarian, but the current obsession with bacon actually made me re-evaluate my taste in it. I feel like it's a good, but not great, food. Seriously, have you tried eating more than a few strips in a row? The first few are amazing, and then it starts to taste like…

I haven't watched S1 in a while, but I seem to remember them cutting away (Ha, see what I did there?) just as the sword enters his neck, at full force.

Whenever he's not on screen, the other characters should be asking, "Where's Gendry?"

Anyone who watches the show had to figure he'd be back eventually. No one saw him die, after all.

You ever watched Deep Space Nine? I watched TNG as a kid and liked it, but DS9 is the show that made me a true Star Trek fan. DS9 dispensed with a lot of Roddenberry's liberial-utopian ideal. And Captain Sisko, he's a Space-Republican if ever there was one.

"…And if you get killed by a pack of Sentinels, it'll be your fault!"